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Geriatric Joe calls Trump to concede election, before getting reminded that he won

When aids reported to Joe Biden that the election had finally been certified, Joe picked up the phone and announced “Well I guess I’d better call up Trump and congratulate him”, and then began dialing. Joe’s nurse Jill Biden suddenly interjected “No! No!!!! You won! He’s supposed to call you!” Joe looked befuddled and said to nurse Jill “You’re a lyin’ dog-faced pony soldier”. After some coaxing, Jill was able to get Joe to put down the phone and have a few sips of hot porridge. Soon Joe became distracted by the music of Benny Goodman coming from his record player and forgot about the whole mixup.