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Biden transition team prepares for abolition of the suburbs

There is nothing more offensive than people owning their own homes. These suburbanites studied hard, worked hard to earn more, and now these deplorables hog land, they have the gall to protect their lives and homes from rioters with guns, they use their own private fossil fueled transportation, and oh yes... they tend to vote Republican.

And so the Biden transition team, in keeping with the Democrat party’s campaign promise, has a fleet of bulldozers waiting to spring into action on January 20th. The new administration has awarded the demolition contracts black lives matter and ANTIFA.



IP likes to sneak onto carnival gounds late at night and rummage for food after everyone has left. He's quite the joker and he's always down for some hokus pokus. Naturally we hired him.