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Trump leaves upper-decker for Biden as parting gift

Political discord reached a crescendo on Wednesday as Donald Trump wasn’t going to vacate the White House without discharging one last insult. Let’s just say that in the bathroom adjacent to the presidential bedroom, departing president 45 left a rather aromatic but inconspicuous number 2 for incoming president 46.

By the time Trump is relaxing at Mira Lago this evening, Biden will be turning in early for the night, as he always does. However, geriatric Joe makes frequent trips to pee during the night. It won’t be long before Joe discovers that something has gone terribly wrong inside the usually lavender scented presidential bathroom. Soon the odoriferous drama will begin drifting into the presidential bedroom, making that first glorious night of sleep at the White House an impossibility.


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